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RAND PAUL ACCUSED OF PLAGIARISM

Senator Rand Paul told reporters today that when he wrote the line “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, must repeal Obamacare…” he had no idea that all of that sentence with the exception of the last three words was from The United … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF JOHN BOEHNER – AGENT ORANGE

Widdle Johnny Boehner Weaks water wike a stwainer A dwinker and a weeper Has a caucus (can not keep ‘er) In thrall to all tea baggers And neo-conmen naggers He cannot make his mind up But must care if we wind up Broke and too disabled To put bread on the table Yet seems much … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF JIM DeMINT

  Jim DeMint; this ode is for you   You’re as welcome to us as shit on a shoe   Gave us Rubio, now Cruz   You’re the slime and the ooze   And the stench of a foul public loo       You now run the Heritage foundation   Whose mission’s to screw … Continue reading

MORE MAIL FROM THE TEA PARTY

So, if we Tea Party folk are so all-fired terrible then how is it we have as our leader one of the biggest movie stars in the world —  or  hadn’t you heard? Does your liberal-socialist-democrat party have such a huge star leading it? I admit that Hollywood is a nest of commie-socialist-liberal pinkos, but … Continue reading

GOOBERS MARCH ON WASHINGTON

The members of GOOBER (Guns: Our Ordained Blessed Earthly Right) marched on Washington yesterday. Brandishing various assault rifles and semi-automatic handguns, thousands of GOOBERS descended upon our nation’s capitol to demand understanding for people who slaughter other people in shooting sprees. “Whut we are askin’ fer is jes’ some common coitesy. We have been vilifahd … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF FOX-TV

The channel for folks who are logically challenged Who cannot list thinking as one of their talents The channel of shit With news skewed to fit Minds that are equally unfair and unbalanced                                                      The channel of cartoons and bleach blonde news honeys Beholden to all of them Koch brother’s monies The channel of muck … Continue reading

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