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What the Hell is Wrong with Our Laws Today? More Email from the Tea Party

    I am a one hunnerd and ten percent of flag wavin red blooded American meat eatin male an a G-d fearin Christain an a proud member of the South Carolina Tea Party. I heard with my own two ears on the Fox news today that there was these people gaywalkin an they was … Continue reading

TRUMP: GREATEST HITS & REVEALS PLANS FOR “MAJOR CHANGES IN WHITE HOUSE”

Today, in a hasty, but well attended, press conference at his oceanfront Mar-a-Lago private club with his wife Melania almost at his side – only a couple of steps back and a little off to the side – Donald Trump, confidently using the phrase; “when I am elected,” revealed his plans for The White House. … Continue reading

THE BALLAD OF THE HATEFULLY OBSCENE RIGHT-WING OLIGARCHY or: WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK DUDE?

    You right-wing oligarchs With motives reprehensible and heinous You fucking scumbag sharks I wish you all get cancer of the anus My hatred for you runs so deep Because you use your pelf To the detriment of all of us While bettering yourself You fucking right wing oligarchs I hate your filthy guts … Continue reading

AT A TRUMP RALLY

Behind the scene: Backstage he knows what he’ll do – yes  Go out there, rev up all the clueless Work them up into an Amurican lather Give ’em that old tried ‘n true red-meat blather But for now make ’em wait – let ‘em stew (Don, these jerks are too good to be true) In … Continue reading

The Ballad of Fed Up to Here with These Right-Wing Republican Scumbags or: Go Fuck Yourselves You Fundamentalist GOP Trash

Quoth Ted Cruz: Trump “embodies New York values.”   When we hear joik-offs tawk Us folks heah in Noo Yawk Don’t say tings like “hey pal, best use some caw-shun Middle fingah raised up high We say fuck-off, youse is why “Noo Yawk values” still includes rights to uh-baw-shun   I’m sick of all your … Continue reading

BULLETIN: THIS JUST IN – TEXAS OPEN CARRY LAW GOES INTO EFFECT TODAY

Dateline USA 2016 We interrupt this blog to report that no students, repeat – no students – were shot in The United States of America today. This is a first since April, 2014. National Rifle Association representative R. C. “Chesty” Pullit said; “This is a very serious non-occurrence especially in light of the fact that … Continue reading